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Men have their share of quirks and idiosyncrasies.
Which generally befuddle women. But only a man can understand what goes on in the mind of a man. Here are some rib-tickling funny quotes about men from the inimitable Mae West and Oscar Wilde and a few others. Girls can be so petty and jealous.
I swear theyre worse than guys sometimes.
Except theyre all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each others backs. Funny quotes on prodigies. When a fan asked Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for tips on writing symphonies the composer is said to have suggested Begin with some simple lieder and work your way up to.
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You can throw all your stupid fucking chick-lit self-help why-doesnt-he-love-me books out because this is all you need to know. Men will treat you the way you let them. Known for his funny and sarcastic quotes we think youll get a kick out of his words. 125 George Carlin Quotes 1.
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Because a douchebag is too nice of a word for you I said smiling sweetly.