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He made my wife sit on his lap asked if shes been naughty this year then laughed and repeatedly called her a ho.
Douche Bag Quotes Quotes tagged as douche-bag Showing 1-6 of 6 If a man tells you hes an asshole that you deserve better believe himits a warning. Its best you listen before he proves it to you. Some douche bag stole my anti-depressants from my bathroom during a house party. I hope hes happy now.
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Between stuffing dollars into the Douchebag Jar and wooing Cece Schmidt offers plenty of hilarious quotes and one-liners and stands out as one of the shows most beloved characters. Often tries way too hard to be cool andor funny but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.
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What if you went to heaven and God meets you and says Hey welcome to fuckin heaven. Way to go the extra mile. Even in the afterlife youre a douchebag. Hope it was worth it charity-bangin that geriatric for all eternity thatll really throw the scent off the gay trail.
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Walter I love you but sooner or later youre going to have to face the fact youre a goddamn moron.
Sweetly Mom I was thinkin about the planet and how we should stop buyin things from the mall because they like pollute and profit and uh bad. Why dont we go to the thrift shop. Sure the t-shirt smell of ten other people but maybe Mother Earth will suffer a little less. To Nicole from The Oracle.
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